Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor &...
Two little boys stole a big
bag of oranges from a
neighbor & decided to go to
a quiet place to share the
lot equally.
One of them suggested the
nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over
the gate to enter the
cemetery, two oranges fell
out of the big bag but they
didn't bother to pick them
since they had enough in
the bag.
Few minutes later, a
drunkard on his way from a
bar, passed near the
cemetery gate & heard a
voice saying: "One For Me,
One For You, One For Me,
One For You".....
He immediately sobered up
& ran as fast as he could to
a Church nearby, for the
priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me.
Come & witness God &
satan sharing corpses at the
cemetery"......
They both ran back to the
cemetery gate & the voice
continued: "One For Me,
One For You, One For Me,
One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped
counting & said:
"What About The Two At
The Gate?"...........
You should see the
marathon.........
The priest almost ran pass
the church gate
shouting:"We Are Not Dead
Yet oohh!!!
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