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A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congrega...
A Community pastor was
getting
tired of
hearing his congregation
confess of adultery
every time.
So, he told the community
to
adopt saying
they have "fallen" & not go
into
details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor
Akpors - a new
pastor from outside the
town
was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him
& say
they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being
concerned &
not
knowing what's going on
called
the village
chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the
pavements fixed,
people tell me...
Miss those days wen we went to school, lined up & the headmi...
Miss those days wen we
went to school, lined up &
the headmistress & teachers
inspect our nails & uniform
& den we match to our
classrooms,U Remember na
The days of Nasco
Biscuit, okin biscuit, Trebor,
Iced Colored water tied in
nylon we called it "lolly"•
D days of Goody-Goody
& pako Biscuit D days
of ali & simbi, Mr Salami &
Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in
Calabar, Mr and Mrs Bako,
Edet is a boy , I
remember those days wen
one naira na money, wen
groundnut was 5kobo &
choco milo sweet was 5kobo
, da...
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor &...
Two little boys stole a big
bag of oranges from a
neighbor & decided to go to
a quiet place to share the
lot equally.
One of them suggested the
nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over
the gate to enter the
cemetery, two oranges fell
out of the big bag but they
didn't bother to pick them
since they had enough in
the bag.
Few minutes later, a
drunkard on his way from a
bar, passed near the
cemetery gate & heard a
voice saying: "One For Me,
One For You, One For Me,
One For You".....
He immediate...
